::pop-cetera::

The obsession and commentary on pop culture & the celebrity world

mercredi, septembre 01, 2004

Sexually frustrated chimp takes up smoking

I subscribe to Reuters newsmail, so I get emails from this a couple of times a day. One that I subscribe to is called Reuters Oddly Enough, so you can imagine that some weird stories come through. Sunday was no exception.

BEIJING (Reuters) - Sexual frustration has turned a Chinese chimpanzee from a mild-mannered simian into a problem primate who smokes cigarettes and spits at visitors, the Xinhua news agency says.

Feili, a female chimp in the city of Zhengzhou in the central province of Henan, picked up her nasty habits by imitating visitors who behaved "improperly" around her, Xinhua quoted zoo director Liu Bing as saying on Sunday.

But, Liu said, the root cause of Feili's transformation from a "gentle girl" into a "shrew" lay with the inability to find her a satisfactory mate.

A male chimpanzee at the zoo has failed to live up to Feili's sexual demands, and she has snubbed other potential suitors.

Zoo officials said Feili was not addicted to nicotine, but the chimp has also demonstrated clever -- if not desperate -- behaviour to score a smoke.

"The chimp is spitting at tourists and smoking," Xinhua quoted a boy visiting the zoo. "Just now a tourist threw a cigarette butt to just outside the cage, she tried to get the butt with a stick."

1 commentaires:

À septembre 02, 2004 12:05 AM , Blogger Hanson a dit...

well, i guess chimps turn to ciggies if they can't smoke anything else *rim shot*

 

Enregistrer un commentaire

<< Accueil

stats

Hosted by T35 Free Web Hosting. Womens Sunglasses - Online Casino - VW Los Angeles - Drug Rehab - Online Degree - Cheap Hosting - Prada Sneakers - SEO Services